Friday, July 28, 2006

Friday Funny- Top Ten Things Not To Say to a Police Officer










Friday Funny- Top Ten Things Not To Say to Police Officers:


1. Are you Andy or Barney?

2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

3. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

4. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

5. I pay your salary!

6. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

7. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I was quite young, driving my little Datsun 280ZX on the busy freeway in Houston, I got pulled over. Even though back in those days I had a bit of a lead foot (especially in that car), I honestly wasn't doing much over the speed limit, and I was getting buzzed every three seconds by other drivers who were, simply put, hauling ass around me on every side.

When the cop asked the standard question, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" I answered with, "Because I was the only one you could CATCH?"

Did not go over well.

MildChild

Sheriff Greg Solano said...

Ok, Mild Child, I laughed out loud to that one.

NewMexiKen said...

And sometimes these lines go the other way, like the police officer who, after looking at the license of the woman driver he'd just pulled over, said, "Oh, you were born the same year as my mother."

Gracie said...

#12. "Is that your Supervisor back there? Or did you call for back-up?"

#13. "And just what do you think you accomplished here, today Officer, by stopping for speeding five miles over the 55 mile an hour speed limit?"

*one that worked came out of pure honesty of the moment when in the middle of the Officer explaining that I'd performed a rolling-stop turning a corner...I looked at my hands on the steering wheel and
exclaimed, "Oh No! I broke my finger nail!" He apologized for stopping me and let me go.

Anonymous said...

another is bad cop no doughnut

Sanjay said...

I got pulled over Even though back in those days I had a bit of a lead foot especially in that car.

Sanjay said...

I looked at my hands on the steering wheel and exclaimed,